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Paste whatever's on your paste button.


Mine:

During a visit to the mental
>>asylum, a
>>visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined
>>whether
>>or not a patient should be institutionalized.
>>
>>"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
>>teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
>>to
>>empty the bathtub."
>>
>>"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
>>the
>>bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
>>
>>"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
>>you
>>want a bed near the window

Haha.
That took me a minute to get.
Mine isn't all too insteresting:
http://www.eoloperfido.com/portfolio/fashion-elena-7.jpg

The answers of the bold thing

My name starts with a T.
It's Tareyn, thankyouverymuch.
I'm 16.
Yay go me.
This is kind of generic.
I'm wearing a polo.
It's grey.
My nails are painted
they're a goldish-bronze colour.
They're also chipped.
I just took my Roo's off.
I love them veryyy much.
I work at Starbucks
as a BARISTA.
I have a boyfriend
who's name is Blake.
He's a sweetieface.
I've been dating him for a year.
I get my jeans from Blue Exchange.
They fit me the best.
I think this is ending.
Oh yeah, I love eyeliner.
THEEND.